If their employees would pass away the company would cash in even on that. Five- Taken a fake dollar and tried to pay for a slushy at the gas station with it. You could have easily countered that embarrassment by painting your skin green, and going to work as She-Hulk. I actually was just shining a flashlight in his eyes. My Mom was never held back by the conventions of society to act a certain way and I admired her for that. Either it was a coincidence that you were all on the same bus unplanned, which gives you all a reason to be oblivious to one another, or you planned to be on the same bus, and pretend it was a coincidence. David and Linda visited a few pubs. Taking public transportation is how she gets to work, and she noticed people sniffing as if there was a bad odor around. The Weirdest Things Reddit Users Have Ever Done To Make Money. He was fearful of doing this for real but decided to go ahead and do it. I figured I could make this shot very memorable if I were to cross my eyes.I never expected the results I recieved, 2 weeks later. Kevin has a stigma about people that have face tattoos or pants that people wear with the belt below their butt. The weirdest thing I have ever done is pretend to be a chicken and try to talk to my dog. Good times! I said no, and during sex he starts going at it with more fury. , cried at elementary cus someone stole my yellow pencil. I guess I was too young to see anything was really wrong with that." - 26 y.o., from Los Angeles, CA. "I once gave a blowjob to an ex-boyfriend behind a gas station and we weren't even getting gas. Very weird." Theres More to Life Than This, the fourth track on Bjrks 1993 album Debut, was recorded live in the toilets of the Milk Bar club night, London. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 23 Y.O. Lots of things were going through his head. You and your partner have a connection like no other. One of the girls asked who did Genivieves makeup and he said, I did it myself. Another girl said that if Gary worked on his voice, he could pass for a girl anywhere. Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics), 50 Weird Facts About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective, Overworked Employee Quits Because He Wasn't Getting A Fair Wage, Costs The Company $40 Million, 30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account, Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out, I Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like In Real Life, 30 Y.O. I must have cum three times while he was cleaning me up., 6. Better to do it on a busy bus. It turned my hair green. Would you support a mandatory retirement age of 75 for US You are offered $1,000,000 if you can name a place where What city will you NEVER visit based on it's reputation? You did a lot of sweating. Laughing Bobby said, No I peed my pants.. well i've done plenty of odd things before buttttt. on a field trip to ships we were on one called the S.S CATT i believe anyways i'm a daredevil. Ever hear of the saying, What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? People do things for the sheer satisfaction that it makes them feel good. On the left - six pictures taken by the camera. I know exactly how I work and almost always orgasm at least twice every time I have sex. 2) Turned shopping into an adventure quest for any and all of my nieces and nephews. John thought that the girl was uncomfortable sitting next to the man with Down Syndrome. Tried making avocado chocolate mousse. Individuals have the attitude of, What the hell! Stupid things are done by people all of the time, not just once but multiple times. Then, when I was about to cum he started to lightly choked me. A teacher walked in the room and we both froze." Threeormorepeople 5. Not just any burp. A few years ago, Melissa put on a short skirt to work. Hey Pandas, What Are Some Stories Of Hauntings In Your Town? In the US, it is legal for big corporations to take out an insurance policy on the employees. Our dog ate a pair of my mum's undies and ended up with an inch of something stuck in her bum. Absolutely he remembered what he'd been missing." Erin, 25 2. You couldn't see the toy. Mom washed off with bidet somehow. !'" It was during a concert so everyone was inside but this was without a doubt one of those moments I dont want my father to ever hear about., 3. Hey Bobby, do you need to go to the bathroom? Again, Bobby was overcome with embarrassment and said, No, Im okay. Fed up, Bobby decided to just let a little pee out for relief. At lunchtime, she went to the bathroom and cut the thong off. If you really want to do something weird, walk up to him, lick his cheek, and walk away like it never happened. Its the thrill of the chase that makes us do stupid things. i was dared $10 to climb up a rope. You had twenty dollars, your friend offered you five in trade, and you almost accepted, before changing your mind, and asking for twenty? "My ex-girlfriend. They dont intentionally put their shoes on the wrong feet, it just happens. Gary dressed up like a girl in private for many years. We used to have Opera Day's where you had to sing everything you say, and that wasn't limited to the confines of our apartment. Lily, 25, "One guy I was hooking up with regularly wanted to shower after every time we had sex. He'd then put on his running shoes and go for an hour-long jog. Forgetting that she had no underwear on she accidentally flashed Paul. When i was about 15 i worked in a supermarket preparing bread for baking the following morning. However, they started chatting up a storm as if they already knew each other. My friend at school offered me to trade it for 5, and I almost agreed but then I said I wanted to renegotiate for it. It was during a concert so everyone was inside but this was without a doubt one of those moments I don't want my father to ever hear about." A few years ago, I used my dildo on my boyfriend while giving him head. It did make the other passengers laugh. Falling, he almost broke his arm. I literally fell down I came so hard., 4. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. I was at a bbq last summer and my cousin asked to use my phone. Close this popup and browse for 2 minutes. - r/AskredditDaily videos don't forget to SUBSCRIBE or you'll miss the new episode. Nobody really understands the reasons as to why people get such great satisfaction doing this. Pulled s**t covered knicker elastic out of my dog's butt. 1. me and 2 pals got on the bus at different bus stops from one another and sat at different seats. The kids called him Clash before the tears had completely dried up on those plaid pants. Trip to the drug store to buy some hair dye remover. I think it turned me on even more than it did him. One afternoon I was reviewing for a math test and I just dissociated had this weird urge to just curl up and rock myself back and forth. Everyone has acquaintances that are super smart but lack the basic common sense. Scrimmaging through his drawer, he found the best pair of socks he could find. Her coworkers joked about it but never insinuated that it was her. The combination of the acidic cherries along with the milk is believed by some to have caused . I pulled my little sister's Hatchimal out of a sh** filled toilet. Essentially they cut off all traffic to and from the town for a day until someone could get the volunteer fire department to come out usually the next morning. I actually have it in my fridge, but it tastes too avocado-ey. Jane, 28, "A boy got handy downstairs after he had eaten hot wings, didn't wash well enough after, and my vag burned for an hour and I had to shower." I once let a guy cum in my mouth and then spat it back in his mouth. It was almost aggressive. I dyed my hair at home and it came out way too dark. That's not weird, it's insane! Here's a list of the crazy things that I want to do before I die or apocalyptic. There is a peculiar feeling and satisfaction about squeezing a blackhead or a big zit. "My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex once to try and milk my boobs. What is the weirdest thing you have ever done? That's hilarious!". My coworkers never let me live that one down. There's probably a long list of weird things I've done, so here's a list! I don't think he intended to shout, but it was jarring. The time period was in the 70s. The elastic ended up being around 30cm long. The girls took Gary to TGI Fridays. This one is unsettling and immoral and only shows how the richer have strange plans to get richer. While muttering to myself/mouthing words, trying to memorize math equations and I didn't get much sleep the night before, so my eyes are kinda bloodshot. Whats even better is doing it in public while others watch you. Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. They shared that they dropped their sunglasses in one of the Tomorrowland bathroom . Yeah it was a dare. "One time, I was popping my friend's back by picking him up from behind and bouncing him repeatedly. ago You used to eat candy canes with the plastic wrap on.because you were impatient? Fished it out. Shutterstock. I want to know what kind of forfeit was in place that was worse than going through with this dare. Click here to view. 3) Dressed in full Renaissance fair regalia just to go to Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning, because I'm weird. But unlike plastic, the peel is actually edible, safely might I add. Were you hallucinating the escaping rolls, or were they falling from a tray, and you kept picking them up? She purchased a slip that had an attached thong to it so that she could wear it with no visible lines. A friend might come over wanting to chill while you are getting over a cold. Peeing in your pants i.ytimg.com Bobby was in Little League, in the third grade and all of a sudden had the urge to pee. Before I knew it he was slowly trying to fist me. Hike up the Peruvian mountain ridge. Sang the Oscar Mayer Wiener song in a hall full of naked statues in the vatican.2. William was sitting down on the floor of a natural amphitheater with a few of his friends. In life, we see people that have extraordinary minds make the stupidest mistakes. 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. Why do people get such great satisfaction? Who were you trying to kill? Sources:quickanddirtytips.com, deadspin.com,laweekly.com, quora.com, womenshealthmag.com. Many times, he finds out that some of his closest friends have fat or ugly best friends. Not paying attention to what he was doing, he gives Calvin the finger, then Charlie walks right into a pole. I was in 3rd grade, the year was 1960, and we were having class photos taken. The weirdest or funniest film we ever worked on was Hereditary. Needless to say I bounced ASAP." How they got Toni Collete to do it was a mystery to us, because those shots looked like they were done in the 70s with how rudimentary it was. 1 /34. Now they made their way back to the cheap hotel. 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One night when I was both drunk and high my boyfriend at the time started fingering me and putting more and more fingers in. Bonus: 1) I dont care about putting the milk or cereal first 2) I dont care about the toilet paper being under or over. My pal and I were in our early twenties and engaged in a full-scale drunken night out. Granted, you don't need to fault yourself completely (unless you skipped out on reading about .css-16acfp5{-webkit-text-decoration:underline;text-decoration:underline;text-decoration-thickness:0.125rem;text-decoration-color:#d2232e;text-underline-offset:0.25rem;color:inherit;-webkit-transition:all 0.3s ease-in-out;transition:all 0.3s ease-in-out;}.css-16acfp5:hover{color:#000;text-decoration-color:border-link-body-hover;background-color:yellow;-webkit-transition:all 0.3s ease-in-out;transition:all 0.3s ease-in-out;}women's biggest turn-ons, or you're simply oblivious to her pet peeves in the sack). In my mind he was getting me pregnant over and over again. I hope the elastic didnt slip between your finger and thumb. As a dare, went up to my classmate and said "oh f*** it's Hayden!!!". When you have a feeling of a dried-up snot the size of Manhattan wrapped up in your nose hairs trying to come out, thats when you have a suddenly urged to pick your nose. THE LOST BOY. I was very into working out and the gym. Weirdest shit to ever look up to. I can see how that'd be weird for him, but when you know it was done for a dare, it pretty much negates its weirdness. Katie, 22, (For the record, here's actually how you should touch her breasts. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Was with a regular FWB who was a demon in bed and felt totally submissive to him. Eating unpeeled kiwifruit is probably the weirdest thing I've done recently. It still embarrasses me to this day. And then your friend felt cheated after reluctantly agreeing to trade twenty dollars for twenty dollars? Three- I would write messages in someone else's handed writing on the bored to see my teacher's reaction- often times, it was "Who wrote this?" (Closed), Hey Pandas, Share Some Scary Stories (Closed), I Create Paintings That Cause Conflicted Feelings Of Peace And Anxiety (16 Pics). All of a sudden Charlie turns around and walks away like nothing ever happened. I can't imagine a scenario where I would have thought "How can they not know they're on the same bus? However, having a relationship built on mutual trust can sometimes lead you to develop . But, it doesn't hurt to take note of the things you're doing during sex that might have her running for the hills. Being completely stupid about activities that you might do is somewhat of an obsession with people. I was about 6yo and I wanted to test if humans could swallow while inverted. I know exactly how I work and almost always orgasm at least twice every time I have sex. Those sunny summer days in Disney World are no joke, and this reader found that out the hard way. "The craziest thing I did for "love" was turning a blind eye to my high school boyfriend repeatedly breaking up with and changing his mind. If you get a satisfaction of seeing junk come out of the pores of your skin, go to YouTube and watch some of the most disgusting zit popping videos. I used to eat road salt. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Urges suddenly came back. Driving home, he opened the door, and the babysitter said, It mustve been really hot outside. I went through a faze of acting like a mad scientist and would make my brother get retinal scans before entering my room. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Wearing a zipped-up sweatshirt and gray shorts he kept on pointing his finger at Calvin. 1) Full-blown Disney parody songs about whatever isle/department I'm in if inspiration strikes. We used to have Opera Day's where you had to sing everything you say, and that wasn't limited to the confines of our apartment. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Poor dog was not comfortable me pulling it out and I certainly wasn't comfortable doing it. So we had a bunk bed when I was 12 and my grandmother sleeps on the bottom and i sleep on the top. Our dog ate a pair of my mum's undies and ended up with an inch of something stuck in her bum. However, he let out the thunderous blast that was on the nice autumn afternoon. Why do these stupid things, we havent a clue? I was about 12 or 13 walking home from school in the pouring rain and I found a long stick and thought it'd be cool and dramatic to twirl it around in the rain, so I did. The mornings over easy eggs with greasy sausage planned their way to escape. I AM THE class cut-up!! Its a question of odds. Have you ever had a snot that was attached to a thick piece of mucus that was all the way down the back of your throat? I wont lie, this was off the chain amazing although I never went back because I could easily see that becoming a lifestyle for me., 16. He was doing good for a while and he held it the best he could. Charlie hid his face behind black sunglasses and was wearing a bright red baseball cap. Ended up telling him this is your pussy over and over and over. This isn't a dare, it's an idea to properly freak him, and everyone else, the fuck out. It wasn't big and wasn't clever but MY GOD it was a fabulous idea at the time. If they really want to take it up a notch, they will put two different shoes backwards on the wrong feet. Source - Nationaal Archief. You can read more about it and change your preferences. Once dated a guy that would come into the shower and put his fingers in my vagina and lead me to the bedroom that way when he wanted morning sex., 5. 1. Pretended to be his secretary and got under my mans desk while he was working on a Saturday and sucked his cock while he kept working. It indicates the ability to send an email. I was playing hide and seek and I hide in a chicken coop dress like a "chicken" at the time I thought it was genius. John had a situation that hit him right between the eyes about a year ago that he felt really bad about. He said, "You're fine," and kept going." On one occasion, somebody took Lysol and sprayed it in the air. One day while working out I was talking to my friend who is a very famous buff actor and bodybuilder. We welcome community contributions for Collective World. "I'm not a g-spot person, it's just not gonna work for me. He had some fur ripped off his tail and he was stunned but otherwise okay and we let him go after he had some rest. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Theme song to Titanic on a gondola in venice.3. Unless the shoes are sparkly, twinkling lights, or highly unusual, their parents dont usually pay attention to their childrens feet. Poor dog was not comfortable me pulling it out and I certainly wasnt comfortable doing it. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. Mortified, Bobby went to the bench with his other teammates. I'm legit so full of weird stories I don't even know where to start but I would say one weird thing I've done was lick this glue stick for $5 but I never got my money 1 Like Chocolate_Mama May 13, 2019, 2:43am Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Running then going into a deep slide, he slid down the aisle and started singing to the music. "I'll only take it for twenty," I said, very smart-allecky like. Carl feels bad about admitting that if a person is really fat or ugly and the person tries to talk to him, Carl will ignore them. The feeling came close to bursting when he was on the field at shortstop. We even have a city that is known for people doing stupid things. within half an hour i was chasing rolls around the shop because they kept escaping from the trays. That's a pretty long list. My (very upstanding and serious) dad told me the story of how he and his friends would light tire fires on the main (and only) streets going in and out of their very small town. 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Your wife may be looking at you as you are on your little adventure and you totally grossed her out. I drew the short straw and had to pull it out. It hurled around the hard, rock enclosure, causing everyone around to look to see who was responsible for the mysterious noise assault. He'd proceed to the kitchen, take out a bottle of vodka from the freezer, and down a couple of shots. You may buy a fast-food sandwich and eat it in public without closing your mouth. Not willing to take a chance of getting pregnant, Carrie sends Mike out to buy some condoms. Haven't touched that hand since. Sister started crying. Here are 11 times guys really screwed things up under the sheets. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. We had several in hand when we were stopped by the police who were actually really cool about it. To get an inside look on the matter, we asked several women: "What's the weirdest thing a guy has done in bed?" Carrie meets Mike in college. Emily, 22, Related: 5 Things to Never Say To a Naked Woman, "I once started hooking up with a guy and he reached into his nightstand. Took the bus to Provincetown to have dinner and see a show. She was about 5 feet from Carol. This might be something that not everyone can understand but sex when youre pregnant is amazing. People sat around her and kept on complaining that there was a bad smell. Dancing wherever I am, usually badly.4. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Managing to pee out just enough, he didnt feel the need to squirm anymore. You can change your preferences. Press J to jump to the feed. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. This comment is hidden. I seriously could keep going. Apparently that turned him on. Im sure the townspeople thought they were annoying, but when you are farm boys with nothing to do during the 50's that was what you did. So I did! Would have been weird for a kid over seven, but he thought he was being funny. The elastic ended up being around 30cm long. Criticism often comes about as other people think, How dumb!, Bobby was in Little League, in the third grade and all of a sudden had the urge to pee. As we were handed out our pictures, everyone started laughing. As we walked home we decided that it would be a work of pure genius to steal every 'For Sale' on the way home. Specifically, at a Fourth of July celebration in the capital in 1850, Taylor chomped down on large amounts of cherries and gulped iced milk. Mexico Pavilion. Told a guy to eat my asshole in a public bathroom stall. I did some bizarre form of flicking, I think, and that seemed to be the only way to get him off (he got off in like 30 seconds flat once I got it right)." You have been warned! Wearing odd colored clothes that clash seems to be the new hip thing in fashion. Freedom, 22, He modified a dog shock collar so it would rest on his taint and asked me to shock him during sex. When James was ten years old and started a new preppy school, he made a mistake that scarred him for life. There isnt a person alive that has gone and done something idiotic at least once in their life. 19 Cringeworthy Things People Have Actually Done In The Midst Of This Pandemic. You can leave the rest of the story up to your imagination. Mishaps can take place even in the happiest place on earth from a dropped ice cream cone to even your favorite ride breaking down on your trip. Woke up on the floor, yes, in my room but perfectly in the middle of the carpet and also had one of those dreams where i cant move. Played Tennis with a friend, but we soaked the ball in gasoline and lit it on fire and decided it was a good idea to play tennis that way. Check the stories out below, and be grateful for the hard work. Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. There are all kinds of snots, big ones, and small ones. Thoughts were running through Jamess head as he decided not to go with the more conservative look, but to where a Rambo style olive drab outfit. I pulled on a rubber glove and grabbed the toilet unclogger thing. Definitely plays into my sex in public places fetish and my submissive tendencies., 10. He just wanted to wash me, like truly bathe me. Camping, flinging flaming marshmallows for distance.There's more, but I can't remember. What am I not seeing here? I'm honored that it continued, I have a lot of fun memories from Perkins. I don't understand what the other passengers found funny. He removed his hand, flopped over and said 'BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD!!!'" What do you want those for? After getting up he ran back, put his shoes on and ran out the door. Already gotten into the ham. What are you starting to like LESS the older you get? David is upright there watching her as she is prompted up against the wall with that same playful smirk on her face. Hunger pains drive you to act silly. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. Would he be laughed at, or ridiculed? I looked straight at my friend Rowan (he is British as hEcK) while I poured the tea he was drinking in the sink just to see if he would cry. They laughed hysterically and have never let me forget the incident. She took Davids hand, and they walked hand in hand up the street. Your account is not active. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. 11 . Some answers are just thatreally weird. solidsnake4545. It was very awkward. A recent thread on Reddit asked sex workers or those close to them to reveal some of the weirdest things they've been asked to do. I pulled my little sister's Hatchimal out of a sh** filled toilet. Somebody out of nowhere came into the aisle with a shopping cart and bumped right into Jacob. 1. Not only had this gorgeous girl just done the most amazing sexy display of burping, but she had deliberately done it right in front of a group of total strangers! If I'd been one of those passengers, I wouldn't have found it funny that you were all oblivious to one anothers' presence on the bus. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. Pegged my boyfriend with the dildo I usually use on myself while calling him a bitchboy. I was working out at Golds Gym Venice, which is the Mecca of bodybuilding. While walking down one of our busiest streets in the pouring rain I was twirling a large stick around like I was preparing to fight whatever enemy was to come about. She was in the doorway framing her exquisiteness when she lets out a burp! long story short i fell in water and was in pretty big trouble. Were you trading US for Australian or something? Just once, fart where youre not supposed to. Anyway, we offered our apologies and were instructed to replace all the signs that we had half-inched. We may earn a commission through links on our site. So, Bobby decided to try it again, only this time, when he started, he couldnt stop. Linda still smiling over her rude public outburst, never said a word about what she did. About three years ago the Hubs and I went camping on Cape Cod. Nobody came out and said that it was her because she thought she took really good care of herself. ..well, the more I know. However, you dont care. 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